Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2022

No breaks in this cold case

It’s the wurst case I’ve ever seen.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA………….

The only sure thing is that the robbers took real jewels.

A “pane in the glass”

Sheesh could’ve left some mayo

i think the perp was Italian and he got on the Subway

Make that the cold cut cold case file.

Oh sure- no one ever bothers to take he liverwurst or head-cheese.

One day in boot camp, the D.I. said the mess hall was serving “horse c**k” sandwiches. Another term that I’d never heard before. It turned out to be cold cuts.

Ham? There’s something about this case that isn’t kosher.

Yup. No matter how you slice it.

Somehow, this is a repeat. I knew the punch line before I had completely scrolled to the end.

A rye detective knows they can meat up up with the thief at the bread shop.

thank god the donuts weren’t taken

Someone broke the case side open…