Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2022

She can’t help it, Phoebe. She’s a UNICORN!

Hey, that second suggestion wouldn’t be physically impossible for Phoebe. Assuming she’s never had an appendectomy.

what did you have in mind, Phoebe? video games?

They could alway ride a Ferrari, then go to a French restaurant, an art museum and spend time at a parade.

A Unicorn walked into a nail salon.. That would be interesting!

After your horn was polished, would it require trimming and sharpening as well?

You could search for the lost city of Unicornitopia— Whoop! That’s more unicorn stuff. Side note: I legitimately don’t remember if the term “unicornitopia” was ever mentioned in this strip at all.

Phoebe is missing a golden opportunity to get a tail here!

Now, now. SOMEone’s overlooking the opportunity to start that new and covered chigger collection! Is it high grass?

I would say that they could gambol through a verdant meadow and drink from an enchanted stream, but Phoebe is too young to go drinking and gamboling.

Marigold: “But it’s not special if it isn’t unicorn-only stuff. Wait! Where are you going?”

Phoebe! Did you just pass up the chance to be a unicorn ? even if only for the day? THINK GIRL!!

How about Phoebe has her nails painted while Marigold has her hooves painted?

could stand in a field and eat clovers tho