Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 23, 2022

Between a rock and a hard place

Ouch!! Poor Hammy.

At least it wasn’t the pointed end of a pair of scissors.

What if they had done the Vulcan and lizard version?

And fake paper.

I’m sorry Hammie, this is funny!

Much better than the original

It was Hammie’s idea, mom.

So what would have happened if Zoe had come up with scissors? At trip to the emergency room?

I was looking forward to an other day of wren and the frisbee and Wanda getting whopped

I bet he was showing paper when it happened. Kind of defeats that whole “paper beats rock” bologna, doesn’t it?

Hammie will get even with Chutes And Ladders.With real chutes and ladders.

And scissors???

Might as well use real paper too, for completion’s sake. Though it would make it pretty impossible to continue pretending that a paper will beat a rock.

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

Hammie failed to mention that he first gave her a paper cut.

It’s not funny, and to someone who thinks it is, I’d bet if Hammie dropped the rock on Zoe they’d be demanding Hammie to be spanked. Good way to break a toe.

If you’re gonna play the game give it 101 percent.

“Wait until you see what I did with the scissors!”

We know what punishment Hammie would get for such a stunt like that. Wonder what Zoe will get?

Geez this is alot even for Zoe lol

Haha! XD

I have to do that sometime……..