Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 20, 2022

Umm Brewster, since those kids are living on a space station, they’re already astronauts.

Could be worse, trying being an Architect, where everyone knows your job and how to do it so much better than you do, and is prepared to tell you at length, including clients who will demand you do work that is explicitly excluded from a fee because all their Architects (they’ve never hired an Architect before) work for free.

Sorry, the accountant has suffocated already.

Sounds like “Tommy Boy” making a sale. “And the medic gets out and says, ‘oh my God.’ New guy’s around the corner puking his guts out.”

There is excitement and boredom in every profession. Being a captain of a space station may sound more exciting that being an accountant, but Brewster spends a lot of time just sitting around waiting for something to happen. Boring! Whereas accountants have many changing rules to keep them busy. That’s interesting.

The accountant for R.U. Sirius has an exciting job. Can anyone justify a budget for this space station? Explicitly the pay for a crew of misfits? Yes the Captain is brave, optimistic… and dumb as a rock. Cliff Clewless an engineer with no skills and he is to lazy to do the job. The cost of feeding alone… is a nightmare. Dr. Mel Practice how can you account for the cost of this mad scientist wacky projects? Lieutenant Pamela Mae Snap, yes she is the one responsible one who keeps things running, despite the collective idiocy of her shipmates. the problem is she, enjoys killing things? Just try putting that as an expense on the books! She dated Dirk Raider? Who are those Kids Daddy? The accountant for R.U. Siriu is amazing.

Accountant? MS Excel is your friend.

We were rude to our accountant and not enough air was budgeted.

When you are surrounded by vacuum and hard radiation, boring is preferable.

Wait until Brewster does his finger-puppet version of “Alien”.

I’m not understanding why Brewster is running out of air??