Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 21, 2022

Do we have a name? Lt. Spud?

Better an asteroid than a hemorrhoid.

Ah yes of course. Them potato asteroids could help solve hunger crisis and make everyone feels better.

Do not make him angry. Otherwise you’ll be in fear that an asteroid is about to hit you.

The problem with this concept is that there are jobs in the UK and other places, that people are leaving that are beneficial to society, that people are leaving as ‘entry-level’ jobs in places like supermarkets pay better.

It’s hardly inspirational to find out that someone asking ‘you want fries with that’ is making more money that you are.

He’s no Momomon!

eye eye, sir

The reason I’ve found that people like having me around.

I am surprised at the minimum wage thing, considering that the RUSirius is a government Black Project: those are usually very spendy, to say the least. He should be getting separation pay, hazardous duty pay, foreign duty pay( that’s to account for his absence on earth with his family). He should also have a million(s) dollar insurance policy, paid for by the contract(paid to the company), and more perks as specified in the contract.

Because the crew members are happy they’re not you.

Try to avoid being kicked in the asteroid.

“… not that they couldn’t benefit from a bit more sympathy.”

He helps personnel performance by telling people that if they screw up, they’re the next mascot.

Space Potato is a valued position, for reasons that are not immediately obvious.

Spudboy?