Pickles by Brian Crane for October 23, 2022

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    To late, Opal. The secret is already out.

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    Cactus-Pete  about 2 years ago

    No reason to say something, he didn’t do it on purpose.

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    carlsonbob  about 2 years ago

    I bet he’s already pulled grandpa’s finger also!

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The truth hurts.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    darn right about all that, Opal

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    monkeysky  about 2 years ago

    We all come from a family of rude nincompoops known as human beings.

    Fun fact: GoComics.com won’t let you post a comment with the scientific name of humans in it.

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    Uncle Kenny  about 2 years ago

    By golly, you’re right!

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    At least Earl’s gas came from the top end and not the bottom!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Your turn with the embarrassing body sounds Opal.

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 years ago

    And you don’t want to spread COVID.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 years ago

    Gosh-by-golly. Instead of Morality Police we might have Nincompoop Police — but likely it’s the real nincompoops that would apply and be hired. Scratch that idea.

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    DrDavy2000  about 2 years ago

    I knew a lady who was all proper—Miss Manners. But when you did the math, her first child was born 8 months after they got married.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 2 years ago

    Does that surprise you? They have “guidelines” you know. Too bad, that they let far woese slip through

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My wife can out burp me. I married up!

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    LKrueger41  about 2 years ago

    Opal understands that some truths are best kept under wraps.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    LOL!

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 years ago

    Coo-coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My child, when quite young, liked to go to the movies. We went every weekend at least once. The movies were in a mall. She let out a very, very loud gassy sound, and turned to me and said, “MOM!” in a very accusatory tone. Everyone in the mall turned and stared at me. Lucky for her this was after the movie because we then quietly left. She now has a dog of her own to blame things on. I own my own; it really was her.

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    w16521  about 2 years ago

    Oh and like your perfect Opal. She probably farts loud enough to wake the dead.

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    heathcliff2  about 2 years ago

    Good for you, Earl. Liberty is without price, of highest value.

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Better out than in. Nelson’s not one of we adults who do everything we mask-less adults can to stifle sneezes while out in public nowadays.

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    ANIMAL  about 2 years ago

    EXACTLY..!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    eced52  about 2 years ago

    Think a burp and a sneeze fall into different categories, and I don’t remember anyone catching a cold from a burp.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 years ago

    “…so far it is just a strong suspicion.”

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    MarshaOstroff  about 2 years ago

    Why is Nelson sneezing from his mouth?

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    russb53  about 2 years ago

    My wife says, as far as anyone knows, we’re just a normal family…

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    rgcviper  about 2 years ago

    Out of curiosity, I wonder how many polite nincompoops exist? Maybe a few, I suppose.

    That word has always made me laugh.

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    tcviii Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When I was in third grade class, Craig Szymke let out an extremely loud BRAAAP, followed by the loudest SCUSE ME you have ever heard.

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