Gosh-by-golly. Instead of Morality Police we might have Nincompoop Police — but likely it’s the real nincompoops that would apply and be hired. Scratch that idea.
My child, when quite young, liked to go to the movies. We went every weekend at least once. The movies were in a mall. She let out a very, very loud gassy sound, and turned to me and said, “MOM!” in a very accusatory tone. Everyone in the mall turned and stared at me. Lucky for her this was after the movie because we then quietly left. She now has a dog of her own to blame things on. I own my own; it really was her.
allen@home about 2 years ago
To late, Opal. The secret is already out.
Cactus-Pete about 2 years ago
No reason to say something, he didn’t do it on purpose.
carlsonbob about 2 years ago
I bet he’s already pulled grandpa’s finger also!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
The truth hurts.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
darn right about all that, Opal
monkeysky about 2 years ago
We all come from a family of rude nincompoops known as human beings.
Fun fact: GoComics.com won’t let you post a comment with the scientific name of humans in it.
Uncle Kenny about 2 years ago
By golly, you’re right!
iggyman about 2 years ago
At least Earl’s gas came from the top end and not the bottom!
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Your turn with the embarrassing body sounds Opal.
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
And you don’t want to spread COVID.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
Gosh-by-golly. Instead of Morality Police we might have Nincompoop Police — but likely it’s the real nincompoops that would apply and be hired. Scratch that idea.
DrDavy2000 about 2 years ago
I knew a lady who was all proper—Miss Manners. But when you did the math, her first child was born 8 months after they got married.
DawnQuinn1 about 2 years ago
Does that surprise you? They have “guidelines” you know. Too bad, that they let far woese slip through
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
My wife can out burp me. I married up!
LKrueger41 about 2 years ago
Opal understands that some truths are best kept under wraps.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
LOL!
Sir Isaac about 2 years ago
Coo-coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
My child, when quite young, liked to go to the movies. We went every weekend at least once. The movies were in a mall. She let out a very, very loud gassy sound, and turned to me and said, “MOM!” in a very accusatory tone. Everyone in the mall turned and stared at me. Lucky for her this was after the movie because we then quietly left. She now has a dog of her own to blame things on. I own my own; it really was her.
w16521 about 2 years ago
Oh and like your perfect Opal. She probably farts loud enough to wake the dead.
heathcliff2 about 2 years ago
Good for you, Earl. Liberty is without price, of highest value.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Better out than in. Nelson’s not one of we adults who do everything we mask-less adults can to stifle sneezes while out in public nowadays.
ANIMAL about 2 years ago
EXACTLY..!!!!!!!!!!!!
eced52 about 2 years ago
Think a burp and a sneeze fall into different categories, and I don’t remember anyone catching a cold from a burp.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“…so far it is just a strong suspicion.”
MarshaOstroff about 2 years ago
Why is Nelson sneezing from his mouth?
russb53 about 2 years ago
My wife says, as far as anyone knows, we’re just a normal family…
rgcviper about 2 years ago
Out of curiosity, I wonder how many polite nincompoops exist? Maybe a few, I suppose.
That word has always made me laugh.
tcviii Premium Member almost 2 years ago
When I was in third grade class, Craig Szymke let out an extremely loud BRAAAP, followed by the loudest SCUSE ME you have ever heard.