Close to Home by John McPherson for September 22, 2022

It’s a frame up

Worst of all for the students, they can’t turn off their screens.

Can I still get up in the middle of class and eat lunch?

Oy

How am I supposed to play Angry Birds if I can’t minimize her!?

Must be the slow class… these kids look like they shoulda been outa school ages ago..

Bleeb is in the front row! Teachers pet.

I wonder what the world will look like when the Zoom School children grow up? Intriguing, no?

Looks like she has bacon strips and collard greens in her mouth

Start with a YouTube video or film yourself for TikTok

“Can she come with me to the bathroom?” was every girl’s mantra when I used to substitute. I would sometimes reply “no, at your age you don’t need toilet training.”

If only she didn’t keep interjecting commercials and pop-up ads…

A little too Close to Home. Sis is a teacher, and she reports that this years students have all sorts of attention, behavioral and learning skills issues 20x worse than she’s ever seen.

First thing I thought of was “ Romper Room”

Perhaps the students will be more attentive if they think they’re watching the boob tube.

You need a bigger screen these days.

Kids love the screens so it might work in the longer run.