Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2022

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    Digital Frog  about 2 years ago

    He’s writing a symphony for hound and terrier, just completed his 5th movement.

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    seanfear  about 2 years ago

    and a smelly one too

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    blunebottle  about 2 years ago

    Which reminds me- no matter what else happens today, mankind will have produced about 7 billion of them.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Oh crap.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Sometimes when walking my dog, we get a smile from a nice lady or two and then my dog decides to drop an embarrassing deuce at that very moment…….

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That dog comes by my place EVERY day.

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    For some humans, that WOULD be a good day.

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    Dobber Premium Member about 2 years ago

    His master can’t ignore ANY piles, even if they’re not his.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    yeah, when you’re full of ….

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    Znox11  about 2 years ago

    That reminds me, I’ll be right back…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I feel so LIGHT it’s like I could float! (I love that feeling!)

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    Baggy Daddy Doody!

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    cactusbob333  about 2 years ago

    What’s the big deal? It’s just used food.

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    gregorynumbernine  about 2 years ago

    “…7 billion of them.” F*ces? Kg of F*ces? Details, please, or how can I respond coherently?

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    John9  about 2 years ago

    I used to walk our Catahoula Leopard dog and found out early on that I usually needed more than 1 baggy. Luckily I found a dispenser that attached to his leash and I had many bags with me. Sadly I now have many bags and no dogs anymore.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Must be a chow hound.

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