Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 25, 2022

Higgins daughter was my fair lady…..

Smart man

My daughter had a boyfriend she really didn’t like She told me that if he asked for her hand I as to refuse. They broke up about 2 days later

I have no problem with ‘old man Higgins’, who would want Shoe as a son-in-law ??

Maybe because she wasn’t interested?

It was a case of true love for Shoe – love the the money, that is.

Higgins was a smart old crow. He knew Shoe well enough to stay away, him and his kin.

Lucky woman.

Only loser there was the divorce lawyer.

Let’s face it Shoe, if you did marry her and got a million in the divorce, your next four wives would have ended with all the money.

Financial advisor to potential client: I will make you a million dollars. Client: how you going to do that? Advisor: give me 2 million dollars.

just you wait ’enry ’iggens

“And when I was through, I filled up my SHOE and brought it to you

And you, you took me in, you loved me then, you never wasted time

And I, I never took much, I never asked for your crutch

Now don’t ask for mine"

I’d be surprised if the daughter disagreed with the father.