Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 23, 2022

Don’t horses have other ways of watering the lawn?

He’s quoting Baldrick from ‘Blackadder’.

Everything’s fair in watering lawn and war.

Looks like Horace is a big believer in lawn order.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him water the lawn, huh? (Well, at least it leaves no eye dry)

Horace, just buy a sprinkler, maybe?

Tai chi side of Horace.

that’s my cue to leave.

think we all need some of what Samson was drinking when he penned this one.. a large…!

An elaborate scheme gone wrong….

Get Elaine from Seinfeld to do a rain dance. The rain will start in no time to stop her.

After the water cannon, you wouldn’t even have a lawn.

A cunning plan? Who are you, Baldrick?

Ballerino Side of the Horse

I’m afraid the law and order might show him some of their gunning plans for that.

Nowadays we have an excuse not to water lawns, as dwindling water supplies are needed for crops (and people, animals, power, etc.). Xeriscaping and hardy native vegetation are all the rage.

The Karate Horse.