Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 23, 2022

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    Le'letha Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m not seeing the problem here! :D (Except that the biggest cat is going to want feeding.)

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    Lady Bri  about 2 years ago

    LOL!!! Love Elvis’ outrage in the last panel. How dare the Man puff his tail! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡ Aw, I wanted to see giant toe beans in the eighth panel. (sigh)

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    leopardglily  about 2 years ago

    Isn’t this goofy story based off of “Wait Till Martin Comes” from the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books?

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    Sue Ellen  about 2 years ago

    Does Georgia’s siggy line say, “For Britches?” Anybody know the significance?

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    MrsXandamere  about 2 years ago

    If I ever have to choose my own method of execution, I’m going with “suffocated under the weight of many cats.” I’d like to die the same way I live.

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    Ahsum  about 2 years ago

    Sunday Funday

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    Colorado Expat  about 2 years ago

    I’m reminded of Huple’s cat in “Catch-22”…

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    Ricky Bennett  about 2 years ago

    In the last panel, the man looks positively purrified…

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And, when he woke up, he discovered it was ALL TRUE! (And he looks like Marcus Cole from Babylon 5 in panel #2)

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Jesus! Thou hast finally risen!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 2 years ago

    I can not speak for the man, but I PURRsonally find it quite funny…

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 2 years ago

    When I wake up due to loudly purring

    Lift my head, I’m still yawning

    Then again I’m in the middle of a dream

    On the couch, snore then scream (snore then scream)

    Please, don’t wake me

    No, don’t shockshake me

    Leave me where I am

    I’m only sleeping

    Every cat I see seem to get much bigger

    When I cry loud they get quicker

    Runnin’ everywhere at such a speed

    ‘Til they find there’s no need (there’s no need)

    “Please, don’t puff my tail

    With your milewide wail

    Because after all

    We’re only purring"…

    (I’m Only Sleeping / The Beatles)

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    Jungle Empress  about 2 years ago

    Blossom’s purrs were so loud that I always said they’d measure on the Richter scale if they were any louder, LOL. I welcome the giant earthshaking purrs!

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    cat19632001  about 2 years ago

    I’m imagining what a giant Lupin on catfeinated coffee could do.

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    cat19632001  about 2 years ago

    Who wouldn’t smile if they woke up with a happy Puck on them?

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    Charles  about 2 years ago

    Or at least, that’s what it feels like when you’re allergic to them.

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 years ago

    When they get to the size of panel eight, you are decidedly doomed.

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    arolarson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yesterday Finn, avatar cat, slept on my lap for the first time, complete with purr heard for the first time…a lovely deep rumble. I was dozing and was delighted to wake up to find him there. Usually he just walks across my lap on his way to the couch. He is slowly becoming an indoor cat. It has been six months since he invited himself in. He still gazes out across the meadow from the screen porch but, now that the weather is cooling, he doesn’t stay out as long. When I want him to come in, the word “treats” is an instant lure. Which is a good thing as word has it that a second neighborhood cat has apparently fallen victim to the local bobcats. A neighbor who is a naturalist says the bobcats don’t look on domestic cats as lunch but as rivals for lunch who must be eliminated. You would think we have more than enough mice, voles, rabbits, etc to go around but apparently not.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Lots of bottle-brushed tails.

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    shwhite369  about 2 years ago

    That was fun! We’ll, maybe not for the Man… ;-)

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    GaryCooper  about 2 years ago

    This happens to me about twice a week. One cat, then another, then another.

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    Miss Mina  about 2 years ago

    Albert LOVED to lie on his Man’s chest. It his favorite place in all the world. Occasionally he would lie on me. It could be a bit startling to wake up because an 18 pound cat has landed on you chest and begun purring in your face.

    And he had an incredibly loud purr. You could hear him across the room. “Loudest purr in Dorchester”, we would say. The day we brought Bartholomew home, eventually he settled down and started purring, so loudly we could hear him from across the room. I started to say “Loudest purr…” and started crying. Albert’s Man gently said “The previous champion retired undefeated. It’s okay to have a new titleholder.”

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    One Serious Cat  about 2 years ago

    A neighborhood orange tabby adopted us. We named him Buzz because you could hear his purr from a few feet away. He had a personality like Tommy’s and was quite large, too. If he’d been a person, he’d have been a surfer he was so laid back. Dude! I like to imagine him in a Hawaiian shirt a la Tommy. He was with us many years. Now buried with honors in the backyard. Miss him still.

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    ladykat  about 2 years ago

    This morning, for some strange reason, I woke up with a cat on either side of me, licking my face and purring loudly. I have the sneaky suspicion they were trying me out for taste because we are out of treats and I can’t get more until my money comes in on Friday.

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    misty  about 2 years ago

    One purr makes them larger

    While one purr makes you small

    And the nightmare smothers give you

    Won’t do anything at all

    Don’t scare Goldie

    When she’s ten feet tall

    When logic and proportion

    Have fallen sloppy dead

    And time is running backwards

    For more spooky nights ahead

    Remember what the Robber Mouse said

    Stay in bed

    Filled with dread

    - Grace Slick – White Rabbit

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 2 years ago

    Many moons ago, I rescued a cat from my former job as a Vet tech, and dog and cat groomer. I renamed the beautiful white simi-long haired, and green eyed boy, Meow! Meow was a sweet monster who enjoyed waking me up, by draping himself across my face and purring, LOUDLY! You can bet not being able to breathe woke me up, quickly! Oh how I miss my furry and funny pillow!

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    cldisme  about 2 years ago

    My horror story is waking up with a cat on my chest…

    Jabbing his paw in and out of my mouth.

    Either: 1) he thought I was purring wrong; 2) my snoring was too loud even for him; or 3) I stopped breathing due to sleep apnea from my snoring.

    I have since fixed the snoring and have not found a paw in my mouth since.

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    Katzen1415  about 2 years ago

    I heard a variation of this “tail” last year, it is a good one! Get on your horse and don’t find out what happens next, Man.

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    amanda.elliott3619  about 2 years ago

    you poofed my tail lmao :D

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 2 years ago

    Get out of there! The purrs are coming from inside the cat!

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When we go to bed, Hamilton has to sleep while making physical contact with me. Even if he is not right on top of me, he reaches out a paw and falls asleep touching me. He often falls asleep on my chest and then kind of pours himself off until he is in the area between my arm and side. It makes rolling over a challenge.

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    Red Bird  about 2 years ago

    That was a good horror story! It reminds me of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

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    Space_cat  about 2 years ago

    That actually happens in my house daily!

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    That gold cat is heavy equipment quality.

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    knight1192a  about 2 years ago

    Where’s Puck and Lupin’s puffed tails in that final panel?

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    miscreant  about 2 years ago

    The Man just had a Maine Coone sleeping on his chest. No big deal

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    Can we say The Man(’s sleep) is doomed?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That sort of happened to me this last February. I took a nap with just one little tuxedo cat (Fred) on me and by the time I woke up one of the Siameses and the big black floofy abyss of the Norwegian Forest cat were all on top of me. I woke up because I could not breathe. The Mrs said she could hear them purring from the kitchen. Life with cats is great.

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    Daeder  about 2 years ago

    What a purrfect tail. . . tale!

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    A most impressive poof : https://www.gocomics.com/roseisrose/2022/10/23

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    Drag0nr1der  about 2 years ago

    :)- LOL

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    vlbrown Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “You puffed my tail!”

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 years ago

    Larry the cat chasing a fox away from 10 Downing Street. Larry for Prime Minister!

    https://youtu.be/YvZZyoz9Gs8

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    arolarson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Further kitten or rather cub news. The Smithsonian National Zoo has a new litter of cheetah cubs. Two males and the first litter for their 4 yr old Mom.

    https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/news/cheetahcubdate-1-first-squeak-peek

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    Taracinablue  about 2 years ago

    Fun art on this one!

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    besuper  about 2 years ago

    I love this Halloween Special! My all-time favorite lines are “maybe we can find a hint of a grisly death or horrible tragedy”, and the Woman’s reply, “I’ll bring the kids”.

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