Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2022

He lives at “Dunshovelling”…

But if you work it right. You’ll make a mint in the fertilizer business.

He wants to be in the “Before” picture.

I did this! I went from being a cook to a wastewater operator.

Feeding the animals is sweeter smelling than cleaning up afterwards.

Is this what the kids call a scheiße post?

The end justifies being mean.

Waste not want not…

Some could say, his job stinks.

I may shovel it, smell like it, even eat a little of it, but I don’t have to take it. Step off.

He could take up harvesting the hay. But, take it from me, one who has done this in my younger days, it ain’t worth it. Stick with cleaning out the barn, it’s inside work.

I think he has a Bovine-scatology problem and it Stinketh foul.

What goes in mustcome out.

some of us are always in it …

Those look like “Jurassic Park” piles of $#!+. And why pitchforks and not shovels?

Less smelly there.

When I was a bit younger, my mother would use pony p00p for fertilizer and that was no horse$#!+ ;-p

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