Close to Home by John McPherson for September 30, 2022

Feel sorry for the cat.

Drat, foiled again

It would be easier to just get rid of Dave…

Pro Cooking Tip: To properly prepare cat, throughly wrap in aluminum foil…

… no marinade nor tenderizing needed, as aluminum foil will cook it from the inside out.

Mmmmmm… you’re welcome!

How is “Pookie” going to “Poopie” ?

Aluminum foil? That should work.

The cat would go crazy trying to groom itself. Poor thing!

and it will keep the cat from contacting the Mothership.

Bleeb is no doubt safer. Being wrapped in foil, the cat is not as quick, agile or stealthy.

…and it keeps the govmint from controlling him.

I’d a used saran wrap, but hey, whatever does the job. Better a crinkly cat that a sweaty one. Right?

And Pookie is wondering what he did to deserve that!!!

Has anyone put tape on cats’ paws?….No one?…..oh ok just um curious that’s all

The cat would soon have pieces of aluminum foil scattered around the house as well as the extra hair shed while taking off the foil.

Time to call the SPCA (and I am allergic to cats!).

Poor cat!!!

Is that Bleeb or Dalcon behind the lamp?

Keep him away from the microwave.

What’s his nickname? Pookie Potato!!!!!! Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!! :)

All that’s missing is the tin foil hat.

I thought Pookie was dressed as a microwave burrito for Halloween. Happy (almost) October!

Duct tape stays on better. (Relax cat lovers, it’s just a joke)

Reminiscent of Jimmy McGill’s brother in Better Call Saul.