The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 01, 2022

Oh, right, Brutus, she’s real impressed! Football—aarrruuuugh

He’s hooked hes hooked his brain is cooked

Gee, Gladys, isn’t it obvious!?

He is right scouting college players eligible for the upcoming draft is a huge part of fantasy football.

He is hiding his cooler of beer under the chair.

Gladys, leave the poor man alone. He could be at a sports bar.

I don’t watch on Thursday night any longer as I don’t have ’Prime".

She can now say that when she watches her shows she is looking into prospects for a future husband.

If I watch football, it’s for the love of the game – not win Terry’s money or win any of the many fantasy sports betting pools.

okay, I’ll imagine a good amount of kayos in my fantasy with my sporty stuff and with some fun board game elements to spice up some more objects in what to look for when they play. :)

Oh Gladys leave him alone! I’m sure Brutus doesn’t bother you when you watch all of YOUR shows!

Good answer Brutus! I’ll have to use that one.

My wife is playing fantasy football this year have not seen this much football in years!

Saw a T-shirt once that read, “We interrupt this marriage to bring you the football season.”

Football season sharpens Brutus’s wit. He must have been a quarter-back.

There more to it than picking them because you like the uniforms?

If she thinks that’s weird, wait till he starts trying to explain about lucky and un-lucky clothing. The art of picking the proper T-shirts, hoodies, etc. to ensure your team has adequate mojo is an arcane art

Face the Truth Brutus. You love football like so many do. Nothing to be ashamed of. However, I did like your watching college games answer for your Fantasy Football league. Brilliant…..

And this week there’s a Sunday morning game from the UK

I don’t know what Brutus is talking about. I’m into soccer, but a fantasy soccer team? Watching one game a week is enough for me.

Good one Thorney

I watch some college games. NO PRO GAMES! Pros are just a bunch of overpaid prim a donas. Sunday afternoons are quiet enjoyable.

If Brutus put as much effort into all the other aspects of his life that he puts into fantasy football, he might not be such a loser.

I watch college football on Saturday because they don’t play on Sunday!

Fantasy statistics and record keeping.