Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 30, 2022

Next time Leo should try Gym Locker #5.

Gag me

A sweet savour in the nostrils of the subbasement dweller.

August at the Abandoned Rendering Plant.

♪♪ Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns

Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around ♪♪

Baby doo doo has to be one of the most fragrantly heinous smells ever. Me thinks Leopold’s mother must be a saint, because if there was ever a worse smell, his diaper would be it.

Still better than the things my MIL let rot in her fridge!

The decor is very mid-century modern …

And how do they accomplish that?

You’re right, Gary! Festering Monkey Foot is an incense scent that only a short, rotund, green, mutant cannibal could love!

—Certainly not a refined, sensitive, Reform vampire….