Monty by Jim Meddick for October 03, 2022

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It helps if you live in Cocoa Beach, Florida.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Only half a wish, with inflation and everything

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    Jayalexander  about 2 years ago

    wither to wish or not is the question.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Won’t be able to wish for anything invented after 1781 from this genie.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    “Now excuse me for a minute. I haven’t had a chance to go pee in 3000 years. Better make it 2 minutes.”

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    Frankie5466  about 2 years ago

    Well I had to look up “djinn” : an intelligent spirit of lower rank than angels that is able to appear in animal or human form or possess them. From Arabian mythology. Not the first time I’ve learned something new from a Monty strip:)

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    F-Flash  about 2 years ago

    How about this, the genie’s name is " Wishful Thinking"

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    does your magic still work at least. :\

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    Out of the Past  about 2 years ago

    He looks like the genie of the bottle. Several bottles.

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 2 years ago

    Wasn’t there a movie, tv show or book that once postulated that if you open the bottle of a genie that you ended up taking the place of said genie? Moral – don’t open strange bottles you find laying on beaches.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “Hey, watch it! That’s my furniture falling out of that bottle!”

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    If you’d been drinking what I’ve been drinking for the past 1000 years, you’d look like this too.

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    AndrewSihler  about 2 years ago

    Pedant time. (Adjusts wig, clears throat.) Djinn is the plural of singular djinnī. I know it’s way counter-intuitive, but that’s language for you. For example, in English the nomen actionis that goes with the verb plead is plea. Doesn’t make sense, so sue me.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wow! I’ll bet the inside of that bottle really stunk!

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    sobrown51  about 2 years ago

    He could always use a wish to make him one of those. I vote for the woman in the harem outfit.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Jock was walking on his favorite beach in Queensland when he spotted some shiny metal sticking up out of the sand. On inspection, it turned out to be an old oil lamp. He picked it up and brushed it off, and in doing so he released the genie who’d been trapped inside.

    “Hi, there”, said the genie. “I’m an ancient genie who’s been trapped for way too long in that tiny little lamp, and I want to thank you properly for freeing me. May I grant you a wish?”

    “Um, isn’t that supposed to be THREE wishes?”, asked Jock.

    “Come on, dude, don’t be greedy. I was just an apprentice genie in the first place. That’s how they trapped me so easily in this crummy little lamp. Smash the cräp out it if you would, by the way. God, I hate that thing! Anyway, all I’ve got in me is one wish. What’ll it be?”

    Jock paused a bit in thot. “Well”, he finally said, “I’ve always gotten on real well with me mate Bob. He’s my brother, y’know, but he up and took off for America nearly a decade ago and now he lives near Hollywood. Wanted to break into acting and all, but it hasn’t been going well and he can’t afford to fly back and visit. I myself am terrified of flying, so I guess what I’d like most is a big long highway from here in Brisbane up to Los Angeles so I can drive my Holden up there to surprise him.”

    “Are you deaf, man? Didn’t you hear me say that I was only an APPRENTICE genie? Do you know how much work a highway all the way across the Pacific Ocean would involve? It would be a challenge for the greatest genies of all time! Now get real and ask me for something reasonable.”

    “Oh, OK. Sorry. Umm, how about if you can let me understand women?”

    “So, would that be a 4-lane or 6-lane?”

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    MitchellTimin  about 2 years ago

    That’s Funny!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    https://www.bing.com/search?q=the+brass+bottle+movie+1964&cvid=f77fbd9992d3436c8745756a3378ad8f&aqs=edge.1.0l9.11449j0j4&FORM=ANAB01&PC=DCTS

    Is that a Brassbottle? A 1960’s comedy about a djinn in one. Barbara Eden, Tony Randall and Burl Ives. Before anything else there was this movie. I loved it.

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    edeloriea14  about 2 years ago

    That would be “Aladdin” and “I Dream of Jeannie”. (Also, if you remember the 70s, there was a cartoon called “Jeannie”. Mark Hamill, who was one of the voice actors from it, sang the theme song.)

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    This pruney genie is way past his “best if used by…” date. I would not rely on the safe use of his magic, Monty!

    But, then, you are Monty, so…..

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