Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 06, 2022

Puck isn’t taking it as well. Look at his tail

Puck is so adorable in his reporting though.

Crazed killers….one needs their antibiotics…..what’s going on, people and why are you not upset? Enquiring minds want to know.

They escapees are probably cold and hungry, so open a can of tuna, smear some on your shoes, and go for a walk … it shouldn’t take long for Them to pounce on you, Woman!

Members of the public are warned not to attempt to apprehend the fugitives themselves.

I think dmah has it right. The escapees are cats.

Iggy you cyclopic fool take your medicine! We can’t have you die before your introduced. Also Burt you know better, don’t encourage him.

Burt and Puck, you need to fact check your report.

I see Burt’s had his Paranoia brand kibble tonight.

O.T. – update on my cousin Floyd. The growths are cancerous. They’re looking for a surgeon and trying to get him set up on medicaid. He doesn’t know what stage or anything else but doesn’t think it can be too bad since they don’t seem to be in a rush. I swear trying to get information from him was like trying to pull a tooth with a pair of miniature tweezers!! He’s acting nonchalant, but I think he really is a bit scared. Also, he doesn’t believe there’s anything after this life so I’m hoping that God can use this to bring him around. He and I thank you for your good thoughts.

Not to worry, the boogeycats that were outside the window will handle it all.

Could it be Ora Zella and Igula? (HIGH PITCHED INCOHERENT SQUEALING)♥

OT: Black kitties.

Six days. Remember, rs0204 reports those who are insufficiently enthusiastic, so that steps can be taken.

This is what happens when you allow your cats to watch British Murder Mysteries with you!

The two escapees needing their pills are being a pill…

And right after a monster was seen in the nursery! Coincidence? HMMM!

She reports getting a text from, not a name, but “Tommy’s Woman.” HeHe. I think I’ll start calling my friends “Sydney’s Woman,” “Charli’s People,” and so forth. BY the way, are the escapees cute, cuddly, furry, pitiful, and in need of a loving home? Asking for a friend.

Crazed killers on the loose! Love it!!

Pucky white floof patch!

Halloween is breaking out all over. See Tavicat today for a particularly scary costume.

And so it begins.

Puck still has tail poofage. There are two kitties out there that need help, Pucky! Where is a heroic helpful cat when you need one? Seeing how things are going and how it happened in real life, I think it’s going to be Goldie to the rescue!

Performed by Linda Rondstadt and James Ingram: Somewhere Out There.

Somewhere, out there beneath the pale moonlight,

We are looking for you, we have your back tonight

Somewhere, out there, we are saying a prayer,

That we’ll find you and bring you home,

In from the cold and dark out there.

…….

And even though you do not even know who we are,

Don’t worry, you have friends who care about you, never far,

And when the dark night seems to last and go forever on,

Remember that it’s always darkest before dawn!

…….

Somewhere, out there, if love can see us through,

Don’t fear, we will find you,

Somewhere out there, you know we’re there for you!

OT

Breaking NEWS Alert: Two new cats will be introduced shortly when found outside the Big Pink House. Film at eleven.

Love pucky’s tail in the last panel.

Now, now, this is all getting sensationalized. I’m sure they could be perfectly calm killers!

They’ll be easy to identify, wearing Orange jumpsuits and all.

Iggy before & after – first pic is a bit gnarly…

OMG, here we go. Where the newest cats in the real world get introduced. Like the strip doesn’t have ENOUGH to keep track of. Sheesh.

Um, Burt, you misspelled “Kittens”. Did autocorrect get you?

I think the author forgot that THIS woman is NOT a cat. “Tommy’s woman” .. ?

Can’t wait to see Iggy and Ora Zella in the comic strip. :) I saw real life Pics of them, and they are so cute!!

No, no Puck. One’s undead and the other is just their servant with excesive slobber. The Man and Woman are old enough, get them to light a tea light in a little ceramic jack-o-lantern for protection. Pumpkin scented is best.

I didn’t think Burt was such an alarmist!