Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 06, 2022

Careful Granny, that ain’t the toilet you’re sitting on.

There’s a difference?

Whatever! It is still way past her best by date.

Myself, I prefer my mental age … 15 going on 19. Much better than 77.

There you guy, that’s one of the legs for departure from my generation.

Yeah, I identify as a thirty something, but my body won’t cooperate

Suggestion: if you want to feel like 50 when you are 60+, use your 50’s decade to prepare for it. That’s the period when the average person begins to get stronger advice from the docs about diet, exercise, and overall health and the best chance to make corrections. From then on, it gets serious. I was lucky all those years ago but just wish I had started some things earlier than my 50’s.

I identify as much younger than my odometer indicates.

Yes kids, you can deny aging and still have a birthday every year. But you end up throwing the party yourself.

I just LOVE it when people tell me, "But you don’t LOOK 81!

Youth is when everything works and nothing hurts

Middle-age is when, if it doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t work

Old age is when everything hurts and nothing works