One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 11, 2023

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Coleslaw. Lettuce pray.

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Aerosol Can. Let us spray.

I wonder if he means it as a compliment or a complaint…

He usually does this kind of thing during the sermon.

I liked the interminably long prayer time at my wife’s church, because I could close my eyes and drift off just short of an actual nap.

He’s watching football on his CrApple watch.

I wonder when this myth loving cult will die out?

It will last as long as there are credulous people, and “preachers” to con them

Interesting. I was raised Southern Baptist, still involved in the never-ending process of recovery, but I do remember we were expected to Bow our heads in reverence/submission and pray.

I wonder if bowing the head is more common in sects that emphasize guilt.