One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 18, 2023

Yes, it is Nick!

This is why stretch fabric was invented.

Watch what you eat…I watch what I eat…I watch it go in my mouth…

It’s not terrible, just annoying as he double hockey sticks.

Nick we older folks are in that same boat. Pluggers!

I bought a stretch belt yesterday on sale. Lately everyday is “Black Friday”.

Very good

Whoo! (Just blowin’ the dust off that one… ☺)

An old joke, but still funny!

That goes along with they saying, “time wounds all heels”.

For readers who don’t get this, it is a play on words of the slogan of the United N e g r o College Fund “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” that ran profusely on TV ads in the 1970s.

Not an original joke.

…groooaan…last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!

Someday, someone will invent a pill that will make you taller until you reach your ideal body mass index. Someday, we will all be GIANTS! :)

One of my favorite lines

I live with weight issues past 40 years, does not get any better, though lost 17 pounds very hard way. Then gained 4 more.