One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 29, 2024

To mix it up some, Mom should introduce Ruthie to “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”……

Mom should just put the broccoli on a pizza, and Ruthie would probably love it…

Get a new cliche mom!

Unless it’s broccoli that’s later recalled then it might.

Some things may not kill you …

… but may make you want (prefer) to die for a while.

You won’t, Ruthie – it will just SEEM that way.

To get around that, I told my children that broccoli was “little trees”. They told me that they hated broccoli. Sure . . . OK . . . Then I asked, “What about ‘little trees?’” They told me they LOVED “little trees”. Hahaha!

Ruthie always the drama queen, I doubt she knows what she is talking of.

Ruthie, none of those things will kill you. Old age, now old age WILL kill you.

Taking a nap so you’re not so grumpy won’t kill you either.

Living a really long time will definitely kill you.

I wanna live again! I wanna live again! Please God, let me live again!

- It’s a Wonderful Life