One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for October 08, 2024

Probably should keep that information private, Grandpa.

Oy…

His socks!

Ruthie’s answer is great!

Stationed in Scotland back when. Go into a kilt store and my friend asks if he can buy one. She asks his name and he gives it. Then she goes “Ack, that is Welsh!!” LOL! So no tartan for him. Scottish marines had to wear pants till they earned a kilt. They didn’t like the pants. And no, I don’t know or had any interest as to what they wore under them. And I liked the Skirling of the Pipes.

What’s worn under my kilt? Absolutely nothing lassie, it’s all in perfect working order!

A setup for an joke, Nick? Its not the kind of joke you would share with a child

It’s called a kilt because that’s what happened to the guy who called it a skirt

Did he win first prize?

It all depends on if he’s traditional or not.

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Angus looks like he might need a girdle.

We had a runner, named Slash, for one of the title companies who wore a kilt. While waiting for my staff to pull together title reports, he would sit out by the elevators, reading Batman comic books. According to some of the women that worked for me, he wore absolutely nothing under his kilt and he liked to cross his legs while he read.

“A miniature tam-o-shanter?”

As the Scotsman once said to the nosy tourist:

What have I got under the kilt? I’m a man of few words.

Give me your hand.

Nae trews