One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 18, 2024

That was a trick question, Grandpa…

First time I heard THAT joke, I fell off my dinosaur!

Interesting loophole strategy, might not pay off.

Actually, yes, a guy can be punished for something he didn’t do. wkrg.Com/alabama-news/lakeith-smith-resentencing-alabama/

With the double negative “I didn’t do no homework”, what James said actually means “I did do homework.”

Sorry, Ruthie’s Grampaw but you’re wrong. You can be punished for not feeding your kids, for example.

You can be punished for being negligent. It happens all the time, unless you are an orange president.

James certainly has the language and negotiating skills to be a great salesman! Probably used cars…

So, if James “didn’t do no homework” then he evidently DID do some homework!

In the confession of sins (Episcopal) you ask forgiveness for sins known and unknown, things done and left undone.

I was punished a few times for something I didn’t do.

Grandpa did not ask what James did not do.

English homework?