Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 23, 2022

We’ll get the law after the claw…..

Bring on the melted butter…Yum !!

It beak you to it.

Lobster for breakfast!?!?

Channeling the Clash today?

The lobster was no doubt a little steamed, and undercooked by Roz.

Ear worm at 5am. Thanks.

Move to the West Coast. Our lobsters don’t have claws. Just big whip like things.

(Claws do seem to be a better evolutionary defense than those big whip like things.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGXHJvEttpE

I haven’t eaten lobster since I learned they’re descended from land-based roaches.

BOOOOO!

Classic Bobby Fuller IV song! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI

Doing a smell test to see if it’s still worth cooking?

Breakin’ rocks in the hot sun

I fought the law and the law won

I needed money ’cause I had none

I fought the law and the law won

I left my baby and it feels so bad

Guess my race is run

She’s the best girl that I ever had

I fought the law and the law won

Robbin’ people with a six-gun

I fought the law and the law won

I lost my girl and I lost my fun

I fought the law and the law won

I left my baby and it feels so bad

Guess my race is run

She’s the best girl that I ever had

I fought the law and the law won

A Loon has got to know it’s limitations.

So Loon now is clawstrophobic.

No, it’s: “I fought the claw, and the [skip beat] claw won!”

When you tell puns like this, you should turn tail and run.

G R O A N — LOLOL

Groan

Went to lunch on day on the coast of NH with my grandmother. I sliced my thumb open on a lobster claw. Good thing my Grand mother was a nurse.

Grateful Dead throw-away encore.

I’d love to hear the gripping details.