Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for December 21, 2023

The skirt is even worse..!

EVERYTHING Nick says is an insult. Deal with it.

What he will do is deal amateurishly with this particular case.

..um, yes, it actually does..

First the VR console failed, and now Tip. Nic wields his profanity like a Kung Fu master, er, maybe more like a tween girl at an insult poetry slam.

To be honest, that hat gives exactly that impression.