Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages … an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts.
Hot town, summer in the cityBack of my neck gettin’ dirt’ and grittyBeen down, isn’t it a pity?Doesn’t seem to be a shadow in the cityAll around, people looking half-deadWalkin’ on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
But at night it’s a different worldGo out and find a girlCome on, come on and dance all nightDespite the heat it’ll be alright
And babe, don’t you know it’s a pityThe days can’t be like the nightsIn the summer, in the city
Tyge about 2 years ago
You sound like a Bob Seger song Old Buddy!
SpacedInvader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yep, one of the biggest mysteries of life just passing you by.
wjones about 2 years ago
That’s when I lost control of my life.
Rhetorical_Question about 2 years ago
A mystery of life walking through. ✨️ ✨️
Da'Dad about 2 years ago
I believe today’s episode is the essence of why we’re such fans of Mr. Johnson. Truly a master.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Janis – Arlo’s Jeanette MacDonald.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xpKeabZlEs
John Smith about 2 years ago
Geography of a Woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages … an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts.
oakie817 about 2 years ago
nice finish
John Smith about 2 years ago
The Mystery Of Life Is Not A Problem To Solve, But A Reality To Experience
trainnut1956 about 2 years ago
Queue: Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life, At Last I Found You!
walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago
Alice: ♪ I’m a boy and I’m a man. I’m eighteen and I like it ♪
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
@John Smith – Zounds…really good stuff!
hk Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yes, they are a mystery, but a fun one.
sheashea about 2 years ago
Arlo really needs to get out and find some more of those friends he can hang with.
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Amen brother!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“….Still a lovely mystery.”
twj0729 about 2 years ago
John Smith=I’m a guy, and I love it! Very true!
annefackler61 about 2 years ago
Alas, sometimes we are a mystery to ourselves.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Women go and come, but men abide.
dtercho about 2 years ago
Hot town, summer in the cityBack of my neck gettin’ dirt’ and grittyBeen down, isn’t it a pity?Doesn’t seem to be a shadow in the cityAll around, people looking half-deadWalkin’ on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
But at night it’s a different worldGo out and find a girlCome on, come on and dance all nightDespite the heat it’ll be alright
And babe, don’t you know it’s a pityThe days can’t be like the nightsIn the summer, in the city
viniragu about 2 years ago
Missing largeJohn Smith Yup, the ones we were born with and the one we married!!!!