FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 22, 2022

If he went into a Subway, Roger would think he’s at an underground train station.

Clucking hens jumping to conclusions

oh man … all these giggles will be weeping in no time …

I understand that they have some Fox Trot originals in the back room.

Went with a friend to an art gallery and saw a picture I liked and my friend asked the price. “15” said the lady. He said that’s cheap! Me: “She means 1500!” He looked at her for confirmation and she nodded, LOL!!!

He MUST be related to my husband!

Someone is going to be sorely disappointed

Too bad Roger doesn’t wear a hat, he’d miss out on some yummy pastrami.

He might try Pastrami and Pastrami, the sporting goods store down the road.

That would be a good name for a sandwich shop though

Darn, I really like Reubens

Ha!

It’s kind of sad that they’ve been married long enough to have teenaged children, but still hardly know each other at all.

If it’s an art dealer, it should really be named Rubens and Rubens.

A Rueben sounds so good right now!

Hold the Russian dressing please…

Not even Reubens?

Think REALLY hard about that one, Andy.

And McDonald’s is not a farm.

Mr. Amends rye humor is Swiss out merit!