Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 05, 2022

Share, and share alike…..

Honesty. . . Not always the best Policy!!!

Shoe always steps in it.

Some people are just gluttons fr punishment.

Only so many ways to say blah.

Don’t know if Shoe has any feelings. Other than Lust that is.

Some relationships are built on honesty, others rely on varying degrees of benign dissemblance.

Or, as my mother would say, “if you haven’t got something good to say, say nothing at all”.

Sure. I’m feeling like this relationship isn’t gonna work out.

“Tell me what you’re thinking.” “If I wanted you to know, I’d be talking.”

Looks like Shoe is interested in buying what she’s selling.

“Tickle your bum with a feather?”

“Excuse me!?”

“I said particularly unusual weather…”

Great come-back – - – got to remember that one!

MYOB!

Great work, Shoe. It looks as if she suspects that that would be the honest answer from any guy.

“Shoe” has an editor, cafe owner, undertaker, reporter, politician, student, and former dates. What this comic needs is a preacher, you know, a bird of pray. (Yes, I know it has one.)

“nice rack” is an observation, not a feeling. he can’t share feelings he no longer recognizes after life of repressing them in order to appear “manly”.

Sharing feelings forces one to be vulnerable. This can be difficult if throughout your life you have been emotionally and physically abused by those you are supposed to trust. But if you are willing to open up just one more time you might find someone willing to respond in a positive manner and it can be great. Or you can be an incel and sit at your keyboard all day and night. YMMV.

How sexist, but you are right, a fine pair of crowd pleasers!

birds do have breasts and legs