Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 21, 2022

That same behaviors what got you divorced…

Come, come now, they can’t all be selling solar panels.

What about window replacement, air duct cleaning, Jehovah’s Witnesses, power washing, and (of course) door to door life insurance salesmen? Sure there are insurance saleswomen, but I doubt Kismet would fling herself so forcefully.

I bet he got a charge out of that.

Be careful what you pray for, you may get it!

Lordy, she’s a desperate woman!

So how many panels did he talk you into?

Hey Mike! Ask her for money and she how committed she really is now.

The Devil’s Valentine. Someday she just might like to stay in the arms of whoever is at the door. Or the Serial Killer might like her too much.

Remember Mike, Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.