Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 13, 2022

And you’re not jealous that Phoebe migrated longer than you, Marigold?

She was also hibernating all night.

The Conversation went south for the winter

I constantly migrate as well. It often involves moving books around the library.

logic!

Words have different meanings to some folks, and unicorns!

Cranky from migrating. So that’s why all those geese are always honking!

Just let your best friend migrate like the majestic goose phoebe sheesh.

Don’t make me migrate my foot up your a—

Is she as lazy as she is vain?

Phoebe has to go inside to use the bathroom. Marigold fertilizes the grass. ;)

No minimum distance by definition.

You can’t win an argument with a unicorn.

There is actually a species of bird, the dusky grouse, which migrates just over 300 yards from coniferous to deciduous woods in the spring and back again in the autumn.

This is why you can’t win an argument with a unicorn.

She who defines the terms wins the debate.