Close to Home by John McPherson for October 17, 2022

And play Raid Shadow Legends.

…and your Auto Warranty is about to expire

I’ve heard of the “Geico Gekko” but the “Geico Guru”? ;D

Flo needs a shave!

This Wise Man is too Progressive.

Go with the Flo.

And change companies every few years. That’s why every company “saves you money when you switch”.

And just how did Bleeb wind up on top of the mountain?

….and renew my warranties?

Is bleeb another wise a$$ on the mountain

It’s blowing in the wind.

OK Flo, take off the fake beard

Go with the Flo

Funny, he doesn’t look like Dr. Rick.

Jon Hamm has resorted to stalking Flo

“Saaaay, nice cave you have here! It could use a front door, though! You’re in luck… for a limited time, I’m offering a 40% discount on a Rustic Wooden Portal Door with a custom semi- arched design! … and yes, I’m a door-to-door, door salesman!”

Crap! Busted again! Two days in a row! I’m being told that I’m being stupid, so I have to get off the computer again.

Hmm that’s quite progressive thinking in this all-state-farm.

I go with the insurance company that has the best ads myself.

Is the guru’s foot backwards? Ouch!

I wonder if Bleeb is getting advice or giving it.

But what if you don’t have a car?

trekked all that way for that?

Bleeb is probably just observing. trying to figure out if there is anything to this guru business since it seem to be gaining in popularity.

There is no wisdom in choosing insurance based solely on price . . . Can’t expect much from the silly companies

Looks and sounds like a Progressive commercial.