Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 22, 2022

Take him out for some beef "stroll"ganoff.

Git along little doggie …

Our little dog not only learned the word “walk”, he also learned “amble”, “stroll”, even “constitutional.” He also learned the spelling of a few of them.

Speaking of walking the dog, have you heard about the Christian dog walking service for old dogs? It’s called Canine Able.

My turn. It’s always my turn.

What is the joke, that he use an old word? But, now when I look it up, it’s usage has risen last decades…

What do you mean, Moses? Moseying is your job. But you don’t have to mosey around for forty dog years.

and no pussy-footin while yer out thar.

Mosey along little doggie!

I was really happy when my dog had the whole fenced backyard to play in and whatever else. I could do clean-ups on my terms / time. I really don’t like those little baggies.

If, you need to ask.. it’s maw’s turn for sure.

It’s my turn…I reckon.

She’s ready for a break, chew on some wintergreen Copenhagen.

Promenade your dog until he finds the right spot

I’ve been walking it all the time you were rustlin’ cattle.

Whew! I thought maybe the dog snatched a steak off of the table an d was bringing them a noose.

Why it be yorn. Now, git along, ya ol’ coot!

Luv the spittoon/cuspidor beside his chair!

Let him out, he’ll learn how to flag down the stage himself.

It’s MY turn. It’s ALWAYS fricken MY turn….