Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 16, 2022

“Hone” up on your protocols.

And that’s vikings…pardon, why kings of reason survived while others died young…

Looks like one of them Grimm Brothers tales.

Exactly! scissors are more dangerous than knives and hatchets.

Axes, but let’s not bicker and argue.

“… And you said, ’Don’t play with fire.’ You never said anything about running with it.”

Anyway, don’t trust a person who runs with scissors: they always cut corners.

or Tiki torches.

or any source of open flames near thatched or cedar roofs.

We’re off to pillaging and ravaging….

T-shirt entrepreneur.. “Runs With Daggers.”

When running with sharp implements, be sure to hold them high and out to the sides. One, it lets the foe know you’re dangerous, and two, if you fall, you won’t stab yourself. Those little Vikings know what they’re doing

Besides, we have raping and pillaging to do!

Don’t forget: never pet strange dogs, too.