The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 21, 2022

I’d like to see mother Gargle as a zombie dancing “Thriller”.

Mother Gargoyle “visiting” … again??!! THAT should “scare” the whole neighborhood, though she is a bit early!!!

/SHMIRK/

Brutus, I thought this guy was your friend.

Mother Gargle will win the best costume award.

It’s a house of horrors every time she visits.

That hairstyle of hers is in the shape of a witch’s hat. (☞^o^) ☞

If the old battle axe is going to be there it will definitely be haunting.

Even the Water Cooler bubbled up over that comment.

Oh, he’s going to pay for that.

now that’s scary. :D

Charge admission, then buy her a one way ticket to Kansas in spring tornado season.

ba dum tss

Thankfully the house isn’t permanently haunted (yet).

Mother Gargle could sour milk with a glance. The spiteful termagant.

And she doesn’t even have to wear a costume to be scary…..

“It was a house without kindness, never meant to be lived in, not a fit place for people or for love or for hope. Exorcism cannot alter the countenance of a house. Thornapple House would stay as it was until it was destroyed.”

- Shirley Jackson

he means the ones that weren’t commercial tourist traps, right?

Are you going to tell her that?

Brutus should post warning signs.

So she finally got her broom out of the shop.

BTW, you can stop by the house, I’m going to a bar.

Only Brutus Thornapple would live in a halloween scare house year round. But then only Brutus Thornapple would end up with mother Gargle as his MIL.

Send her to Joe’s. I’ll send the address.

Haunted houses are still around and they even let adults in (some are adults only).

A true horror movie. The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave.

I hope that co-worker has a strong heart.

I don’t think Brutus’s coworker should accept the invitation. If Mother G. is there, the sight of her might scare him to death.

And that isn’t a mask she’s wearing!