Close to Home by John McPherson for November 13, 2022

He’s dying to play that game.

Does someone reach in there and pull the bean bags out. Or do you just leave them in there.

first three-pointer lands on Herbs nose. He is going to be in the (corn) hole for a long time!

When I was growing up, corn hole had a very different meaning.

When I was young. It was called beanbag toss

I laugh at this for reasons I cannot describe here, BUT: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cornhole

Where is the cooler filled with cans of beer?

Is the target his face?

Good thing his favorite game wasn’t horse shoes… it could make a mess outa the nice work the mortician did.

When I die, I have a stipulation that a cell phone be included in the casket. Just… in… case!

What’s that sticking out under the casket? Is that uncle herb’s leg?

If the beanbag gets inside the hole and I hear an “Ow” then I’m out

A tisket a tasket/ A cornhole in the casket

Way to put the fun in funeral.

Sort of like “The Game of Life”, except in this case the best “corn holer” inherits the million dollars.

Bleeb’s staying out of the way so that he doesn’t get used for practice. :)

I have to admit, I enjoy that game. Unlike other sports, I’m pretty good at it. I read the other day about a scandal in professional corn hole (yes, that actually exists). It appears that the winners are being accused of using a lighter bean bag! I laughed at how absurd all that sounds. Also, while I like to play it, watching a corn hole competition is kind of like watching paint dry or, in my opinion, golf.

He’s still in the game, looks like he’s holding the casket up with his head.

did they leave his mouth open too?

Is it just me or is cornhole not the worst name for a bean bag toss?