Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 23, 2022

Like a bee in a closely knit "ape"iary.

She made a monkey out of him, but he’s still goes ape over her.

An in-kong-gruous couple.

He let her keep the phone. Good, Gorilla.

I’m sorry,but that’s Mr Kong to you;-)

All giggling aside, some men treat their wives like a personal possession!!!

I, for one, am grateful for the standoffish part.

Poor guy is frustrated — the only climbable building for miles around is just one story high.

Being so tight-fisted he is also a poor tipper.