Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 01, 2022

That’s where term limits or ‘None of the Above’ on an election ballot would work so well.

Hmm. Fat. Orange. Ugly. Could it be?

Please vote. And ask your neighbors to vote. And your children of voting age. And your relatives, even the ones that p I s s you off at Thanksgiving.

It could have one more (final) “use” if you compost it (instead of just throwing it in the garbage).

As Will Rogers said, “On account of being a democracy and run by people, we are the only nation in the world to keep a government four years no matter what it does.” “Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.”“There ought to be one day when there is open season on senators.” “There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.” “This country has come to feel the same when congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”

He must have had that pumpkin a while for it to already be collapsing. Maybe it had a lot of candles in it.

Take that Chuck Grassley.

No more political comments, Ralph. Please.

I’m tired of this. We only hear about the politicians that the press thinks are good copy. Hundreds of them go about their jobs every day doing a good job. And, yes, I understand and see and acknowledge that loud-mouthed bullying swaggering politicians are on the rise. But that doesn’t make them ALL useless. And—if ya don’t like it—GET INVOLVED! Geezus krist. . .

We can do that this year we can defy gerrymandering state and national, we can break the tyranny of the extremist minority. We must it could very well be the last chance we get.

yeah, but they keep coming back

Leave it out where deer & squirrels or other wildlife can eat it. They love pumpkins.

You had to go there!!!!

If you rinse out the pumpkin with bleach, after scraping out the seeds and before cutting the face, then it will last a lot longer

I would vote to stop the conflict in the Ukraine. Instead, the USA is encouraging the continuation of that unfortunate mess. That is a benighted policy. I like JOE generally; but on this issue he is mistaken. We must quit playing CHICKEN with Russia. That puts the whole world at great risk. Brinkmanship is a fools game. As a 100% disabled Vietnam War vet, I can identify with the common soldiers on both sides of that conflict. Sad for all involved.

Make sure you put it in your Organics Bin. You don’t want the Garbage Police leaving you notes that you’re doing it wrong.

Amen.

Is that Mitch McConnell? :)

Election year humor. Ha ha.

‘Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.’ John F. Kennedy.

Amen

Can’t wait to do that to Creepy Joe, especially since he didn’t get 80 million votes…..