Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 21, 2022

Let me know when you have the “Goth” look again.. which is my type.

My geiger counter says this strip is radioactive.

I dunno, John … it may be time to consider getting the dosage for your meds adjusted, and maybe schedule another CAT scan … (LOL!!)

Dearest Abby,

I am a young man blessed with fabulous good looks and a scintillating personality. However, it is a bitter curse many times, too. Women of all ages constantly pursue me for carnal purposes. They actual chase me around and tear at my clothing. This is not the daydream many men fantasize — it is a living nightmare, and very expensive. I am saving myself for marriage, and these constant impure propositions are tiring. Oh, what should I do?

Signed, “Chaste and Worried”

Dearest Abby. The imaginary advice columnist for imaginary problems.

She must have served on one of those bases that had a nuke power plant….like the one where I served in Alaska. Which was shutdown in late 1972…where I received enough radiation exposure the Doc told me no chest X-rays for the next 20 years.

Hairdressers can be a bit Katti! ….a nip here and a clip there….they claw their way up the Big Wig ladder!

Thank you for recycling Frank Frazetta and Dick Giordano art. If you can get permission, Gil Kane, Nick Cardy and Neal Adams would be a treat too. And Steve Ditko and Murphy Anderson too.

John, your text was great!

Dear AA, You wouldn’t by chance be growing a third teat or something? Readers want to know. Thanks. C.B.

I had HEARD radioactive beauticians might mess you up.

This confirms it.

If she was bitten by a radioactive beautician, she should be RadioactiveBeautician Woman.