Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 27, 2022

Well what do you know. It works.

I can think of a larger market for that

It helps. But some of us still have to turn away so we don’t see his lips moving or that empty word balloon above his head.

Biden needs one.

Better yet, my billions will come as soon as I work out the details on my new invention: An app that can detect when a caller is crying. Every dad who raised or will raise a middle schooler will want one.

shockingly works. :\

We used to wear the mute button out from too much use. I then had to take it apart and move one of the “never used” buttons over to the mute spot. My button ectomy isn’t needed now that we have a smart TV that lets us avoid commercials entirely.

That button would be great for all sports analysts, politicians and salesmen. Did I miss anyone?

If only…..

Are they twins?

While working in my department with three ladies happily chattering on, I noticed things suddenly got quiet. I looked around the corner to investigate, and found one of the three just brought in donuts.

I wish.