Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 03, 2022

OH…do you have any out back that you haven’t washed? (don’t ask!)

Pee girl gets the belt…

How about petticoats?

they don’t have any greatcoats, either, but they have some so-so coats…

Are heavy ones for winter known as snowpeacoats?

“I need a tee shirt”

Ok. what type of tea do you want spilled on your shirt? Earl Grey, Oolong or herbal?

I had a pea coat back in the day. Loved it!

" How about a pair of poopants? You carry those?"

I have a pea coat! Warm!

Takes me back. Used to refer to some guys as having size 48 peacoats and size 1 hats.

I guess I don’t want any of that pea soup.

They are on the poop desk.

Then there was the peanut vendor who worked in a circus with a trained elephant called Nuts…