Two seagulls came across a crab and a lobster chowing down on a dead seal. One seagull asked the other if they should ask to join in. The other seagull said, “No, they won’t share. They are two shellfish.”
A high school senior was out walking his cat on a leash when he encounters one of his friends. The friend points at the cat and laughs. “Dude!” The friend says, “Couldn’t you afford a dog?” The cat walker replies “Are you kidding? Fluffy Cat her is an incredible chick magnet!” And just then the cat coughs up a wad of little yellow feathers.
mccollunsky about 2 years ago
101 Gags , 90% filler
Ida No about 2 years ago
Welcome to the world of daily strips, where you’re writing 3.6 101 Joke-a-Day books each year.
Batteries about 2 years ago
I just love it when people feel the need to explain the joke in the comments section.
markkahler52 about 2 years ago
Panel 4 – Exactly!!
Hamady Sack Premium Member about 2 years ago
I see what you did there.
trainnut1956 about 2 years ago
Two seagulls came across a crab and a lobster chowing down on a dead seal. One seagull asked the other if they should ask to join in. The other seagull said, “No, they won’t share. They are two shellfish.”
trainnut1956 about 2 years ago
A high school senior was out walking his cat on a leash when he encounters one of his friends. The friend points at the cat and laughs. “Dude!” The friend says, “Couldn’t you afford a dog?” The cat walker replies “Are you kidding? Fluffy Cat her is an incredible chick magnet!” And just then the cat coughs up a wad of little yellow feathers.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Did Miles just break the fourth wall?
Doug K about 2 years ago
Does that mean that some days the whole comic is just filler?
doctorwho29 about 2 years ago
Yay, it’s a story arc…and a meta one at that lol
Eric S about 2 years ago
like today’s strip.
Daniel Strickland Premium Member about 2 years ago
Very well-played1 My hat’s off to you.
Gear 5 about 2 years ago
Today my brothers… starts NNN