FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 18, 2023

have it your way, Paige

Delusional

Paige and Nicole were probably falling over on purpose Peter.

They really fell for those boys.

Seems she told that story one time too many.

Rollerskating, not ice skating, but that’s how I met my husband.

Hey, if they didn’t like the girls at least a little, they probably have just let them fall.

Better than laughing while they’re down.

Or, the boys were raised right. At least that’s how my dad raised me. I still open or hold the door for people. I try to be courteous and kind.

The latter.

My son has been playing hockey for 7 years starting at age 6. Every Friday at the rink they have Family skate. All the kids of certain ages pack together, all skating levels. He discovered that having the ability to skate and helping out girls gets him lots of phone numbers and make friends.

Whatever works.