Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2022

The dead brain cells go straight to your stomach.

Because his brain was extremely small to begin with.

With our luck, every dead brain cell probably becomes a fat cell…

If you lost every brain cell in your head, it would still be less than a pound.

The Powers-That-Be are dealing with other “weighty matters”, Pig.

Because losing brain cells make fast food seem like a good idea.

One brain cell probably weighs 1/1,000,000th of an gram. Therefore, losing losing a thousand brain cells works out to be 1,000/1,000,000 gram or 1/1,000th of a gram or .000353 ounces. Most scales won’t show that change. Good luck pig.

News flash! You’re a pig! Pigs are supposed to be tubby.

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Delusions…..all in PIGs head…

You are, it’s just so small it makes literally no difference.

The brain cell that knew the answer is dead.

gaining fat cells faster then you’re losing brain cells

Pig doesn’t need sleep.

You eat more than you burn off…..

They don’t way that much. Also, a good portion of their contents end up being cannibalized for something else.

You only lose brain cells in the Red States

Pig – I think that’s because you are not en-LIGHT-ened.

Law of physics , “for every action …” thus you lose braincells but opposite reaction is you absorb more BS.

Brain cells weigh next nothing. They’re mostly composed of neutrinos.

Yeah, since the brain is mostly fat. . .

Some lose more than others, Pig.

Brain cells are mostly very long lasting compared to many in the body like epidermal cells which turn over very frequently. And the about 10% brain cells that do regularly die are of course quickly replaced. The idea that we naturally lose brain cells as we age is mostly a myth (albeit it may differ in cases of neurodegenerative disease)

You need answers and you need to quit poking food in the pie hole.

That’s not all you need, Pig. Go, take a shower, and come back refreshed!