Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 10, 2022

tell you what Nerwin. I’ll let you off here and you can walk the rest of the way. You might appreciate this “ratty old broom” by the time you get there.

That ratty old broom needs a better muffler.

Missed the school bus again, eh, Nerwin??

Backseat Broom driver. Not another word Nerwin or I’ll pull this broom over and you can walk there.. yip yip yip yip yip

Hmmm! Sounds like my neighbor with his motorcycle….vrooom vrooom vrooom….under my bedroom window…..☹️☹️☹️

Be appreciative that you even have a ride, Nerwin!

Are you talking about the broom or her?

well, that wrong work like that. next time eat a lot of beans or chili then prepare a match instead.

Beware, Nerwin. If it goes too fast, it’s likely to break the unsound barrier.

Seatbelt, kid.

Parachute…

Just have Auntie Broomie fly in front of a jet…

She needs to upgrade to the Nimbus 2000. I believe they’re available at The Broom Shop in Diagon Alley.

The broom doesn’t take requests.

Don’t make me come back there.

“From her Vroombroom in the sky, she watched her plan materialize. She waved her wand, and the beautiful boat was gone! And the sky grew dark, and the sea grew rough, and the boat sailed on and on and on and on.”

“Noise” will not made old Broomie’s old broom go any faster, Nerwin. In fact, after all the crashes it has suffered, it’s a wonder that it still flies at all!