Since other people have already questioned what might have been in the cookies or eggnog they left out for Santa and his crew, I’ll just raise this simple issue: What’s “elf spray”? (Being Jewish, I’ve never awakened on Christmas — or any other morning — to find comatose elves in my living room, so I’m a little out of my element.)
Imagine almost 2 years ago
What was in those cookies you left out for them?
Macushlalondra almost 2 years ago
Hey they’ve earned their rest. Santa works them pretty hard!
Bill The Nuke almost 2 years ago
Shouldn’t leave spiked eggnog for Santa and his crewy
Imagine almost 2 years ago
But first move the air horn away from Sammy’s ear.
phnx1965 almost 2 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
vacman almost 2 years ago
I have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but Elf on a Bender is an ugly sight!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Since other people have already questioned what might have been in the cookies or eggnog they left out for Santa and his crew, I’ll just raise this simple issue: What’s “elf spray”? (Being Jewish, I’ve never awakened on Christmas — or any other morning — to find comatose elves in my living room, so I’m a little out of my element.)
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Too much egg nog it would seem…
rshive almost 2 years ago
The halfway-through-the-trip break.
j.l.farmer almost 2 years ago
What did they put in the milk and cookies?
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
if that doesn’t work try the fire extinguisher…
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Cruel lady!