Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2022

  1. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago

    …geese…

    …it had to be geese…

    …but they would not be so greasy on a George Foreman grill…

    …though your goose is cooked…

    …it is better than cooking your golden goose…

    …because it just tastes better grilled on a Foreman…

    …those cursed social media challenges…

    …I hate geeses to pieces…

    …lame…

    …in a good way…

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  2. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The Canada Geese felt safe, since nobody had hunted them in years. They gathered in large numbers around holding ponds and natural wetlands, oblivious to those around them. There were few predators in their world, maybe a few coyotes, and those mostly at night.

    They had no defense against economic downturn, and the enforced vegetarianism of the New Green Regime. Within a year, their numbers had been cut in half, in spite of their gamey taste. People learned to like it, actually.

    Your cursing and struggles are of no use. The network is down.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    Jolly Green Giant, Jack and The Bean Stock, and Paul Bunyan, three geese on every bean salad. Be afraid, very afraid.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    I heard his friend stole his grill but he wanted it back…so now his smile is gleaming once again!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Duck, duck goose? Better make it it in one single bound or your goose is cooked!

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    Linguist  about 2 years ago

    Just take a gander at who is being goosed now!

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 years ago

    Geese make for good guardians of your property … but watch where you’re walking …!

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    Radish...   about 2 years ago

    The grill is not very big, a small frog could leap over it.

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  9. Colt2
    coltish1  about 2 years ago

    Laying down the gauntlet.

    I wonder what geese have instead of gauntlets?

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    Gives me Goose Bumps.

    Ladies and their pumps,

    Can get a good running jump.

    Me, I got a stump,

    Without a sword I’m sunk.

    Grilled cheese club you punk, isLike a funk and dunk..…Stay out of a slump

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    Grilled Sandwiches works for me on a G.F.G..

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    Randy B Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The fabulous Frog-Man, that’s who.

    https://thedirect.com/article/she-hulk-spider-man-mcu-frog-man-trailer

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  13. Thinker
    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Look! Up over the George Foreman! It’s Super Goose!

    Super Goose, strange visitor from an Alternate Reality, called “Froglandia”! Welcome to GC’s very own (—if reluctantly) Twilight Zone….

    Silly gossip geese!

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