Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 30, 2022

Think of England, my dear, Think of England!

We may not have much time left. Now or never.

There is always time for a quickie.

I’de rather kiss my bulldog….yeeeeeeooow!

Twice would be nice.

Mary is the girl that I wanna kiss

She’s got big red eyes and big red lips

She’s got big sharp teeth and big fat hips

Yeah, Mabel’s a busy woman! She’s got places to see, people to do…

Maybe he should change his pet name for her, to Hershey’s Kiss.

Slide me a five and that’s no jive.

Remember that picture from 50 years ago of what you said yes to.

I’m off. Goodbye. Pop goes…

You can take your mask off now……Maybelline Mascara…

Red lips Red ♥️♥️♥️

Ah, romance in the photo booth once again shows us how love springs infernal … eh … eternal!

it least he asked

…kiss me quick…

…nothing makes us sick…

…don’t ruin the lipstick…

…Grandpa & Maw Maw at the 2nd Church of Froglandia’s Halloween kissing booth…

…winning pictures win a jar of ghost pepper jelly…

…[ https://youtu.be/adIzx0VXTS0. ] …

A picture speaks a thousand words, and this one is saying the only place she lets him kiss her is her @ss. But he already knows that, doesn’t he?

Make my spirit to soar and my blood to quicken.

Sugar Pie a gay person™.

Okay, okay! Just so long as we don’t have to watch.

If there’s anything I dislike more than the mushy parts, it’s “the mushy parts” between two old and unpretty persons….

Sky Rockets in Flight..Stroke up The Frog Band.

…make it Nestle’s Quik…

Late to the party … LOWER THE BAR …!

I was a lily pad loser, never made it with a mayfly

’Til the boys told me something I missed

Then my next door neighbor with a swarm all full of flavor

So I gave ’em just a little kiss, like this

Froggersmith: Hop This Way

All Hallows’ Eve is upon us w/o a current FA …!

This Milky Way is for you folks …!

( but the Almond Joy is MINE )

Day 2. I’m beginning to feel nauseous….

Bang bang Maxine’s silver hammer came down upon his head…

What time is it? It’s half past kissing time time to kiss again.

…tomorrow, Tom plays the wife…

…the wild part is that they are both in their 40s…

…the man is played by Woody Harrelson…

…the woman by Margot Robbie…

…Our 1st Tv had a screen smaller that my I-Pad…

…encased in a wood box the size of a liquor cabinet …

…b/w…

…not even off colour jokes were allowed…

…they were guesses in our home…

…and the World Series was played during the day…

…the day!…

…and we got dressed up to watch it!…

Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind.

Watch out honey he may slip his tongue in with his camera eye ball now.

What’s that smell?

She has red lip and then him, and then we’ll all have red lips…

OMG! Day 3. Help, Teresa, please!

…it always starts with a 3 hour tour…

…next thing you know you’re in the navy doing South Pacific…

Narley Smooches

Take a load off Mable,

Put your elbows on the table.

Bonding w/The Frog’s and Ms T.

Sugarpie honeybunch

You know that I love you

I can’t help myself

I love you and nobody else

In and out my life

You come and you go

Leaving just your picture behind

And I kissed it a thousand times

How many days? Four, Tops!

Day 4. Something is rotten in the state of Froglandia….

Quick like quicksand.