Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 08, 2022

Sounds like a Final Fantasy character if you think about it.

The more specific a prophecy is, the easier it is to prevent.

You mean to tell me that there will be a…

Last Unicorn.

In my high school graduating class, there were two guys with the same first name, middle initial, and surname named (privacy sake) Ronald G. Jordan; their middle names — Gabriel and Gregory — were added in the yearbook to prevent confusion. I can’t remember which is which on Facebook when I get birthday notifications for Ronald Jordan or see their posts until I see their face.

Called it!

Sense of impending doom…

“The Last Unicorn” What a great name for a book!

There can be only one.

Cue “Princes of the Universe” by Queen.

Now, “Apocalypta Firemane”, her name was uncommon.

So what was the name of the first unicorn? Was she around at the time of the big bang? Possibly she caused it?

I imagine there’s a lot of unicorn parents that name their baby unicorns that name, in hopes theirs will be the one who’s special enough to fulfill that legend.

I mean, it happens with humans, and unicorns manage to be way more vain and egotistical than we are, so…it’s practically a given in my mind.

I’m sure those Finalina’s in school were named after THE FINALINA!

And names in legends often reflect traits of the individuals named.

And yet…a disturbing one. So, does the word end in a bridge game, a class reunion, or a coffee and hay klatsch?

So that’s Dana’s unicorn name, then?

She could change her name legally after the fact. If there’s no one else around who’s to stop her?

The last unicorn!?!?!

And I’ll bet all five aced the finals.

When you know a prophecy, many try to fulfill it.

So for humans, her name would be Mary Doomspeaker?