Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2022

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    seanfear  about 2 years ago

    legit

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    hangedman  about 2 years ago

    Because then by the time it gets to you it’ll be stale.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It swells on eating.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They have to leave room in the box to absorb all the abuse you’re hurling at the grocer.

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    They say that “some settling may occure”, and that’s why the box often seems half empty. But if you shake it up to “unsettle” the contents, the box is still far from being full. The real reason it’s half empty is simple. If the box is bigger, then people will think there’s more in it and will be willing to pay a higher price.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    This is the oldest ad in the book! Now, the contents are really LESS, in the same container and cost much more! ☹️

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    expect a certain amount of shrinkage is my pickup line

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    brklnbern  about 2 years ago

    Good question, bet the Wiz wishes that were true of Blanche.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 2 years ago

    There’s a billboard near where I live. Used to read “All my life I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips.”

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    She should be asking them to package her.

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