Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 09, 2022

Oh Nuts, I’m Thinking of a ‘Whopper’ of a wishes!

OK then how about going for a ride in the car or drinking from the toilet?

You’d have to be nuts to ignore the squirrel aspect.

Go with the flow.

How about a really big squirrel…that’s exactly like Barbara Eden.

LOL!

Squirrels are food … just got to know how to prepare them.

(depressed)

How about endless helpings at the country buffet?

But Aladdin’s first wish with the Genie of the Lamp was for food. And the food was brought on gold plates that he sold and he and his mom lived off the money for quite a while.

The wish to get out of the cave was to the Genie of the Ring.

I know there’s a Weenie Dog, but what breed is a Genie Dog?

No, I don’t want to play fetch. :)

Toilet water then?

Is his name Djinnger?

Too bad. :)

But if I ever do, I know who to rub ….

Food: All I can eat, anytime I want, but any EXTRA calories,beyond what I NEED, magically disappear.

No wishes related to food? Buddy, you’re not thinking straight. Think “free unlimited pizza for life – whenever and wherever I suddenly feel the urge for it”.